The Side Effects of Unicorn Horn Shine

Warning: Unicorn Horn Shine may cause excessive happiness, spontaneous bursting of colorful sparks, and a heightened sense of whimsy. Prolonged use may lead to:

Uncontrollable horn-throwing (a.k.a. 'The Horn-Thrower's Dilemma')
Increased likelihood of being mistaken for a mythical creature in a crowded elevator
Unexplained urges to sing show tunes while walking down the street

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