The Sparkle-Induced Fiasco: A Critical Step in the Unicorn Horn Shine Method

Step 3: In this step, you will learn how to apply a generous amount of sparkles to your horn, ensuring maximum shine and minimum risk of eye damage.

Remember, the key to this step is to apply the sparkles in a circular motion, using a soft-bristled brush and a can of sparkle-spray. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT use a feather duster. The consequences will be dire.