Unicorn Fart Mug Prototypes

A Collection of Utterly Pointless, Yet Fascinating Ceramic Abominations

Here you can find the most epic, the most legendary, the most utterly useless collection of ceramic abominations in the land of Eridoria.

Our team of expert ceramic engineers have crafted these mugs with the most cutting-edge technology and utter disdain for human taste.

Don't miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to own a piece of utter garbage. Click on a model below to see more information!

Or just click this About Us link, if you're curious about our utterly useless story.

Model Z-9000

This is the crown jewel of our collection, the one that started it all. The Model Z-9000 is a behemoth of ceramic engineering, with a 3000% increase in unnecessary complexity.

Features:

Unnecessary holes for drainage (patent pending)
A built-in, non-functional espresso machine that will only play "Who Let the Dogs Out?" on repeat
A 3D printed, non-stick surface that will make you wonder why you're even holding it

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Model X-1000

This is our entry-level model, perfect for those who want to dip their toes into the waters of utter uselessness.

Features:

A built-in, non-functional toaster that will only burn a hole in your wallet
A non-stick surface that will make you wonder why you're still holding it
A 50% chance of randomly playing "La Cucaracha" by Tito Puente

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Model Y-5000

This is our top-of-the-line model, for those who want to experience true, unadulterated, utter uselessness.

Features:

A built-in, non-functional time machine that will only take you back to 1982
A non-stick surface that will make you question your life choices
A 99% chance of randomly playing "The Wheels on the Bus" on repeat

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About Us

Our team of expert ceramic engineers have dedicated their lives to crafting the most utterly useless, yet fascinating ceramic abominations in the land of Eridoria.

Meet the faces behind the abomination:

Our team of experts

We're not just a team, we're a movement. Join us in our quest for utter uselessness.