We're a team of highly trained, expertly fart-smelling specialists.
Our mission is to detect, analyze, and categorize every fart within a 50-mile radius of our headquarters in New York City.
With our state-of-the-art Fart-o-Meter 5000, we can pinpoint the exact origin and potency of any fart within seconds.
But don't just take our word for it! Meet our Fart-Squad and see for yourself.
Or, if you're just feeling gassy, track your farts with our Fart-Tracker tool.