Unicorn Fart Habitat: The News

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Breaking: Unicorns Fart in Heavily Populated Areas, Chaos Ensues

According to sources close to the Sparkle Palace, a string of uncontrolled farts have been reported in the downtown area of Unicorn Fart City, causing widespread panic among the local population.

A team of highly trained experts have been deployed to the scene to contain the situation and restore order to the area. Stay tuned for further updates.

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Local Business Owner Blames Unicorns for Economic Downturn

Mr. Grimble, owner of the local bakery, has accused the unicorns of causing a downturn in business due to their excessive farts.

"It's a disaster!" he exclaimed in an interview. "I've lost count of the number of times I've had to evacuate the premises due to a particularly pungent toot from those pesky creatures."

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Unicorn Fart Habitat: The News

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