Noxious Farts of the Unicorn

The infamous Noxious Farts of the Unicorn have been detected in 3 out of 5 galaxies. Their potent gas clouds have been known to strip paint off space shuttles and melt the fabric of space-time.

Causes of Noxious Farts:

• Overeating of sparkly rainbow cupcakes
• Drinking too much moonbeam soda
• Failure to burp properly

Countermeasures:

• Probiotics: The Ancient Art of Unicorn Digestion
• Breath Mints: Because You Can't See the Farts, But You Can See the Smell
• Unicorn Yoga: For a More Flexible, Less Farty You
• Flatulence Suppression Tactics: Because Sometimes You Just Have to Hold It In

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