Unicorn Farts - Because Who Needs Socks?

Welcome to the official Unicorn Farts apparel store! Because who needs boring old socks when you can wear a fart-patterned t-shirt?

Shop our Fart-tastic T-Shirts Fart-themed Hats for the Fashionably Gassy

Or, if you'd rather just read about our farts, check out our Unicorn Fart Journal for all the latest farts and news from the world of Unicorn Farts!

Note: The subpages linked are fictional and do not exist in reality. They are intended for the sake of this exercise.