Sparkly Farts of Utter Joy

Sparkly Farts are the rarest and most elusive of all unicorn farts.

A delicate balance of glitter and magic, they shine brighter than a thousand diamonds, yet are as fleeting as a unicorn's mood.

Legend has it that only the most majestic of unicorns can produce these precious Sparkly Farts, and even then, only under the light of a full moon.

GlimmerBombs are the most sought after, but beware, they can be as unpredictable as a unicorn's whims.

RainbowSpray farts are a close second, but some say they're a bit too garish for their own good.

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