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Unicorn Farts T-Shirts: The Official Story

Where magic happens, but not always in the loo

We're a group of misfits who decided that farts are more than just a byproduct of a bad taco Tuesday. We're talkin' artisanal, small-batch, hand-crafted farts.

Our mission is to bring you the most stylish, most comfortable, and most pungent farts in all the land. We use only the finest materials: organic cotton, recycled magic, and a pinch of stardust.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the movement! Buy our t-shirts and let your love for farts be heard.