Unicorn Sightings

A Database of Discreet Equine Delights

Because you've been wondering, we now have the data to prove it: Unicorns are real. And they're everywhere.

Recent Sightings:

Yesterday: Alice, USA - 12:00 PM, Local Time: A majestic unicorn was spotted prancing down Main St.

Monday: Nowheresville, USA - 3:45 AM, Local Time: Unidentified flying creature seen entering local diner for pancakes

Friday: Nowheresville, USA - 10:00 PM, Local Time: Unusual light in the sky, described as 'sparkly' and 'fun'

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Unicorn Sighting Rules:

Rule 1: If you see a unicorn, stay calm and observe from a safe distance.

Rule 2: Do not approach the unicorn, even if it's wearing a party hat.

Rule 3: Do not attempt to feed the unicorn. It's not a zoo animal.

Rule 4: If you're in a group, stay together. If you're alone, make sure you have a good phone signal.

Read more about Rule 1

Read more about Rule 2