Unidentified-Object-101

Warning: Do not attempt to touch, taste, or smell the Object. Its origin and purpose are still unknown. Last seen in the vicinity of the 7-Eleven on 5th and Main.

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Current sightings:

• Jan 1, 2024: Witnessed in a dumpster behind the DMV, emitting a faint humming noise.
• Jan 15, 2024: Spotted near the craft brewery, surrounded by a group of confused hipsters.
• Mar 2, 2024: Sighted by a group of parkour enthusiasts on the rooftops of downtown.

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