FAQ

Q: What is the Unintentional Cascade Pattern?

The Unintentional Cascade Pattern is a phenomenon where your grandmother's favorite sweater starts unraveling in your hands, and you can't help but notice the intricate, yet disturbingly aesthetically-pleasing, pattern that forms as the stitches come undone.

Q: How do I prevent the Unintentional Cascade Pattern?

Unfortunately, there is no foolproof way to prevent this phenomenon, as it often strikes without warning, like a ninja. However, we do have some tips that may help minimize the risk.

Q: Is the Unintentional Cascade Pattern contagious?

Yes. Yes, it is. In fact, research suggests that the pattern can jump from person to person like a bad cold, only to leave behind a trail of unsightly yarn and regret.

Q: Can I get a refund for my sweater?

Sorry, no. Once the Cascade Pattern has set in, all sales are final. You'll just have to live with the shame of owning a sweater that looks like it was made by a deranged kitten.

Q: Is there a support group for Unintentional Cascade Pattern sufferers?

We're working on it. In the meantime, you can try joining our online community where we'll try to make light of your situation, and maybe even share some tips on how to make your sweater into a fashionable, avant-garde statement piece.