Lesson 2: Mastering the Art of Unlicensed Asteroid Aerobatics
Section 1: Safety Precautions
Remember, safety always comes first! Before attempting to perform any aerobatic stunts on asteroids, make sure you're wearing your favorite pair of flame-resistant pants and a helmet that's seen better days.
- Flame-resistant pants: 100% cotton, flame-resistant fabric
- Helmet: Must have a minimum of 5 layers of duct tape for maximum protection
Section 2: Asteroid Terrain
Asteroids come in all shapes and sizes, but they all have one thing in common: they're a real challenge to navigate. Make sure you know what you're getting yourself into.
- Crater of Doom: A treacherous ravine of jagged rocks and toxic gas
- The Great Regolith Plain: A vast expanse of smooth, flat terrain perfect for high-speed aerobatics
- The Asteroid Jungle: A dense thicket of razor-sharp spiky rocks and surprise asteroid-sized landmines
Section 3: Advanced Aerobatic Techniques
Now that you've got the basics down, it's time to take your skills to the next level! Mastering these advanced aerobatic stunts will make you a true master of the asteroid aerobatic arts.
- The Triple-Loop: A dizzying triple loop-the-loop that'll leave you breathless
- The Asteroid-Split: A high-speed split that'll have you flying in two different directions at once
- The Zero-G: A zero-gravity stunt that'll leave you questioning your life choices