Excessive Usage Treatment Program

Warning: Excessive usage of our services has been detected.

We've noticed you've been using our site at an alarming rate. This could be a problem.

You've been flagged for:

  1. Multiple requests in under 5 seconds
  2. Excessive use of the /subpages/ directory
  3. Recurring use of the /contact_us/ page

To rectify this situation, we recommend:

  1. Take a long, relaxing break
  2. Reevaluate your life choices
  3. Contact our Excessive Usage Treatment Team for further guidance
Contact Our Excessive Usage Team

Disclaimer:

This treatment program is not intended as a substitute for professional help or therapy. If you're experiencing emotional distress or feelings of inadequacy, please contact a qualified professional.