Unlimited Data Plan Aquamation: EULA

Disclaimer

This is a contract between you and Unlimited Data Plan, Inc. that you probably didn't read but clicked "I AGREE" on. Don't blame us.

By clicking "Submit" you agree to the following:

1. You'll use our service only for non-essential activities, like watching cat videos.

2. You'll never, ever use our service during work hours.

3. You'll never, ever use our service during your vacation.

And if you do, we'll charge you double the fees, triple the fees, quadruple the fees, etc.