A: Oh, those are just minor inconveniences we like to call "speed bumps" to keep you from getting too comfy with your streaming habits. Think of it as a digital speed limit, not a full-on data stoplight.
A: Ha! You'd think that's how it works, but nope. It's more like: "Pay us more, get less, and we'll give you a free t-shirt!" (Just kidding, we don't actually give you a free t-shirt, but that'd be nice, wouldn't it?)
A: Well, we're working on it... or are we? Just kidding! Our lawyers are on it, but they're taking a lot of breaks to play video games.
A: Go for it! But be warned: our competitors are like the in-laws of the tech world. They're all like, "Hey, we're not as bad as they are, are we?" and you're all, "Uh, actually, you're worse."
A: Haha, you're a glutton for punishment, aren't you? Just kidding! Our engineers are secretly working on a plan that's like 99.9% unlimited, but with a few "gotcha" clauses that'll make you wonder if it's actually a good idea.