Unnecessarily-Elaborate-Explanations

Where the mundane is made obscurely complex, and the obvious is made obtusely obtuse.

Explaining the intricacies of a toaster's toaster-rotator, or the aerodynamics of a well-placed hairpin.

Subpages include:

• Toaster-Rotator-Theory
• Aerodynamics-Of-Hairpins
• Explanatory-Exacerbations

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