Welcome to the Unpaid Bills Brigade

We are a group of rebels who refuse to pay their bills, and we're looking for more like-minded individuals to join us.

Our mission is simple: we will not be swayed by the allure of late fees and penalties. We will not be deterred by the threat of collection agencies.

Join us and together, we can:

• Refuse to pay our cable bills, and watch our favorite shows on a 5-year-old laptop
• Send our creditors on a wild goose chase, as we move from one dingy apartment to another
• Enjoy the thrill of living off ramen noodles and stale cereal

But wait, there's more! As a member of the Unpaid Bills Brigade, you'll also receive:

• A complimentary copy of our best-selling pamphlet, "The Art of Doing Nothing"
• A 20% discount on all purchases made at the local pawn shop
• A guaranteed seat on the couch during the annual "I'm not paying rent" potluck dinner

Read the FAQs Meet Our Leader, "Bobby McSlick"