UnpatchedBugs FAQ

Because who needs patches, right?

Q: What is an Unpatched Bug?

A: A bug that has not been patched. Like, literally, just sitting there, unpatched.

bug = unpatched_bug

Q: Why should I be fixing bugs for a living?

A: Because it's a living, breathing thing that needs constant feeding and attention. Also, it's a great way to get paid for procrastination.

while (bug.isUnpatched()) {
  // Fix bug
  console.log("I fixed it!");
}

Q: Is it okay to just use Google?

A: No, no, no. That's not how the prophets of the Unpatched Bug Church do it. We use Stack Overflow, Reddit, and a few other places.

import google from 'google-api';
// Not actually using the real prophets of Google, of course.

Is it okay to just ask for help?