**RTFM (Read The Fine Manual)**: A guide for the willfully oblivious, the marginally literate, and the completely bewildered.

This page is dedicated to those who can't even be bothered to Google, let alone follow basic instructions.

Here, we'll walk you through the most common, yet inexplicably frustrating, bugs and how to... not fix them, but pretend to care.

**Note:** We're not actually going to help you. You're on your own. Good luck.

Click here for code snippets that will only confuse you more.