Unpatched Bugs

Warning: The following bugs are so bad, they're good. Don't try to fix them, they're a work of art.

Bug 1: The Infinite Loop of Doom

A while loop that's been running for years, because who needs a decent coffee machine, anyway?

Or, you know, just click this link and get sucked into the vortex of despair.

Some code that's been sitting on a shelf since the last millennium, waiting for someone to dust it off.