Insurance Scams
Where the numbers just get weird.
We offer the following unpredictable inflationary insurance policies:
- Random Percentage Increase Policy (RPI): 50% off your premiums for the first 100 days, then +50% every 50 days.
- Guaranteed to be 10% off your premiums, but only on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
- We'll randomly double your premiums for no reason at all.
- Our special 'Inflation-Plus' policy: +100% on all days that end with the letter 'Y', and -50% on all days that end with the letter 'Y'.
Side Effects May Include:
- Uncontrollable rage
- Unpredictable mood swings
- Temporary loss of ability to make rational financial decisions
- Permanent loss of trust in our company
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