A: Unproven Filling is a revolutionary new way to fill holes in walls, floors, and ceilings. Our team of expert fillers uses the latest technology to fill your holes in the shortest amount of time possible, without any actual proof that it'll work.
A: We use a combination of guesswork, speculation, and a dash of hope to fill your holes. Our patented process involves spraying a special brand of magic dust into the hole, then praying that it'll stick.
A: Safety is our top priority. We've never actually checked if our process is safe, but we're sure it is. We're pretty sure. Possibly even.
A: We have a certificate from the "Institute for Unproven Filling Techniques" (I.U.F.T.), which we're pretty sure is a real thing. It says right on the certificate: "We're not actually certified, but we tried our best!"
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