Welcome to the most pseudoscientific, utterly useless research facility in the world. Where the laws of physics are but a distant memory, and the laws of sanity are but a cruel joke.
Our team of expertly untrained scientists have been studying the properties of cheese and its relation to fillingness. We're on the cusp of a major breakthrough, but our research is still in the early stages of being utterly useless.
Inflating the Laws of Physics The Art of Unfilled Holes