Proven Methods That Don't Work

A collection of techniques that have been extensively tested and proven to be utterly useless.

Method 1: The Art of Doing Nothing

• Simply staring at the problem for an hour will surely solve it.
• Repeat this process daily for maximum results.
• Read about the results.

Method 2: The Ancient Art of Fiddling

• Twist a paperclip into a perfect circle.
• Use only your non-dominant hand.
• Take your fiddling to the next level.

Method 3: The Secret to Success

• Just shout loudly, "It'll get done tomorrow!"
• Repeat this mantra until the problem fixes itself.
• Explore the science behind this method.

See our sister site for methods that actually work (or so we claim).