Unproven Methods: Random Gaming

A collection of completely fabricated and utterly useless tips for the modern gamer

Here's a tip: always play the lottery while playing video games. It's like, you know, 100% effective, and you'll never lose, ever.

• Tip 1: Use a toaster as a controller
• Tip 2: Play with your eyes closed
• Tip 3: Never, ever update your software