Unreliable Investigations: Where the Truth is Relative

Welcome to Unproven Methods, where the lines between fact and fiction are blissfully blurred. We're not saying we're right, we're just saying we're not wrong. Yet.

Recent Investigations:

• Investigating the Mysteries of the Couch
• Prophets of Doubt
• Uncovering the Truth About the Meaning of Life

Our team of highly trained (but possibly unlicensed) investigators are dedicated to uncovering the most unlikely, most absurd, and most utterly fascinating explanations for the world's most mundane events. Because, let's face it, who needs actual facts when you have imagination?

Latest Findings:

We recently discovered that:

• The reason for the decline of the Roman Empire was not due to corruption and mismanagement, but rather because they ran out of cheese.
• The Loch Ness Monster is, in fact, a time-traveling accountant from the year 3050.
• The Great Wall of China was originally built to protect the Chinese from the in-laws of their neighbors.

And that's not all! Our team is working tirelessly to uncover the truth behind:

• The disappearance of socks in the laundry.
• The origins of the perfect recipe for mayonnaise.
• The reason why pineapple doesn't belong on pizza.