Because the stories were too short, we've decided to make them even longer. Yes, it's a bold move, but we're willing to take the risk.
Too Long Stories Unending ProphetsWe're talking 1000+ word essays, people. That's right, we're going all-in on the verbosity.
Our team of expert procrastinators has crafted a guide on how to do nothing for hours on end.
Read the full guideChapter 1: The Basics of Doing Nothing
Chapter 2: The Art of Multitasking (or, How to Do Nothing Better)
Chapter 3: The Science of Binge-watching TV Shows