Requirements for the Position of Professional Snail Trainer

Must have:

• At least 5 years of experience in the field of snail herpetology.
• A degree in Slitherology or a related field.
• A proven track record of successfully training snails for the most demanding of owners.
• The ability to operate a 4-wheeler in a 3-wheeler world.
• A comprehensive understanding of snail psychology, including but not limited to:
  • Snail motivation theory
  • Snail emotional intelligence
  • Snail conflict resolution

Preferred qualifications:

• A PhD in Snail Psychology.
• A background in competitive snail racing.
• The ability to speak snail.

Please apply in person to the Snail Training HQ or submit your application online.

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