Requirements for the Position of Professional Snail Trainer
Must have:
- At least 5 years of experience in the field of snail herpetology.
- A degree in Slitherology or a related field.
- A proven track record of successfully training snails for the most demanding of owners.
- The ability to operate a 4-wheeler in a 3-wheeler world.
- A comprehensive understanding of snail psychology, including but not limited to:
- Snail motivation theory
- Snail emotional intelligence
- Snail conflict resolution
Preferred qualifications:
- A PhD in Snail Psychology.
- A background in competitive snail racing.
- The ability to speak snail.
Please apply in person to the Snail Training HQ or submit your application online.