Unreliability Incidents

Our Employees

We've had the pleasure of working with some of the most overworked and underappreciated employees in the industry.

Recent Incidents:

John Doe's Computer

John's computer broke down for the third time this week. Again.

Jane Smith's Coffee Machine

Jane's coffee machine broke down for the second time this month. We're starting to think she's just making it happen.

Our Solution:

We're working on a top-secret plan to unionize our employees and get them some actual support.