Random Fails: Because Even Webs Don't Work
Recent Incidents:
Server Overheated, Rebooted with a Fart
Our server got a little too excited and let out a massive fart, causing the entire system to freeze up. We've rebooted and everything should be back to normal... unless you're on a Windows 98 machine, then you're on your own.
Read MoreDatabase Connection Lost in Space
Our database somehow got lost in space, leaving us with no way to store any of your valuable information. Don't worry, we've managed to retrieve it from the nearest black hole and everything should be back to normal. Unless you were trying to store your cat's medical records, then good luck with that.
Read MoreCodebase Infected with LOLJokes
Our codebase has been infected with an epidemic of LOLJokes, causing it to constantly output cat pictures and memes. We're working on a patch, but in the meantime, enjoy the free entertainment!
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