Asteroid Collision: Because Who Needs Gravity

Warning: Unreliability Incidents is a leading manufacturer of questionable space rocks. Our latest model, the "Asteroid Collision", has been known to collide with itself on a regular basis.

Side effects may include:

• Spontaneous combustion of adjacent asteroids
• Uncontrollable spinning
• Random explosions of nearby space dust

For more information on our warranty policy, visit asteroidcollision/warranty.

Also, be sure to check out our other products, including the Asteroid Tornado and the Asteroid Whirlwind.