You're probably here because you've been a real jerk to someone, and now you're feeling guilty about it. Newsflash: it's not just you, it's everybody.
But let's be real, it's probably too late to say sorry. People have moved on to better things, or they're still fuming, or they're dead. You might as well just stick a "Happy Birthday" card in a mailbox and call it a day.
Or do you just go for it and hope for the best? Maybe you'll get a free pass, maybe you'll get a slap in the face. Either way, it's worth a shot, right?
Take the next step: Part Two, or just go home and eat some ice cream. Your call.
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