Is It Not Love
Dear Unrequited Lover,
Are you aware that your feelings for your uninterested crush are, in fact, the manifestation of a deeper existential crisis?
You see, the universe is vast and uncaring, and the only constant in an unrequited love affair is the unrequited lover's own desperation.
We recommend consulting the works of Jean-Paul Sartre for a more nuanced understanding of the human condition.