Because who doesn't love a good, old-fashioned, utterly unrequited love letter?
To: My Ex-Girlfriend, Who Clearly Was Out of My League
Dear Whomever-I-Mean-to-Write-to-but-Will-Never-Actually-See-again,
I just wanted to let you know that you're still on my mind, like that one pesky song that gets stuck in your head after a breakup.
I know I said I'd never speak to you again, but I just can't help but wonder what if, what if, what if, what if, what if... You know what I mean.
Anyway, it's been a minute, and I'm still trying to find someone who appreciates a good, well-crafted sonnet.
Yours (never) truly, Anonymous