Unsolicited Financial Advice from a Self-Proclaimed Expert

Listen, I'm not a real financial advisor, but I'm going to give you some advice anyway. Why not, right?

First off, invest in a good supply of ramen noodles. They're cheap, they're nutritious, and they'll make you question the value of human existence.

Next, avoid buying things. Like, just don't. It's not worth it. Unless it's a really cool toaster.

And finally, never, ever, ever invest in a timeshare. Trust me, it's a real money pit. Unless you're into that sorta thing.

For more of my expert financial advice, click here:

• Investing in the Stock Market (a surefire way to lose your shirt)
• Investing in Real Estate (because who needs a 401k when you can have a 4th mortgage)
• Investing in Collectibles (where art meets financial disaster)