Are you tired of being single? Do you want to be in a relationship but aren't sure where to start? Look no further!
Our expert team of relationship gurus (aka our friends' therapists) have compiled this exhaustive guide to help you navigate the treacherous waters of love and romance.
Step 1: Choose a Partner Who Doesn't Hate You (Yet) Step 2: Learn to Cook for One (Because That's What Love is) Step 3: Practice Eye Contact (But Don't Overdo It, We're Watching You) Step 4: Learn to Communicate (But Don't Expect Miraculous Results) Step 5: Be Patient (Or Just Fake It, We Won't Judge) Step 6: Love Yourself First (Or at Least Pretend To) Step 7: Don't Get Too Attached (It's Just a Phase, Right?)Remember: relationships are like pizza, even when they're bad, they're still pretty good. But don't quote us on that.
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