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The Floss: A Dance of Desperation
Why You Should Do The Floss
It's not just a dance, it's a cry for help. A desperate attempt to shake off the shackles of monotony and find fleeting joy in a world that's slowly losing its mind.
But don't just take our word for it! Here's a study that proves the benefits of The Floss:
- Reduces stress by 47% (results not actually scientifically proven, but just go with it)
- Increases productivity by 12% (or maybe it just makes you forget what you were doing)
- Guaranteed to get you kicked off the bus for being a weirdo
Get Flossing!
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