It's the year 1952, and the small town of Smalltown, USA is in the grip of terror. Meatballs, those tasty little orbs of meat and breadcrumbs, have gone missing.
Some say it's the work of CommieKiller, a dastardly villain with a taste for the finer things in life.
Others claim it's the handiwork of MeatballThief, a master thief with a love for all things meaty.
But one thing's for certain: the people of Smalltown, USA will not rest until the truth is revealed.
Smalltown PD is on the case, and they're not taking any prisoners.