Chemical Composition of Strident Squid Sour
Strident Squid Sour is a rare and enigmatic flavor of Unusual Bubblegum Species found primarily in the depths of the Bubblegum Forest. Its chemical composition is a closely guarded secret, known only to a select few.
Primary Ingredients:
- 50% Synthetic Squid Ink (Squidus Syntheticus)
- 20% Citric Acid (Citricus Citricus)
- 10% Sugar Substitutum (Sugarcium Substitutum)
- 20% Essence of Unusual Fungus (Essentia Fungicola)
Side Effects:
- Mildly irritating to the taste buds (in the best way possible)
- Known to cause spontaneous singing of show tunes
- May lead to increased production of Squid Ink-based art in users' homes
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