You strolled through the city streets, lost in thought. Suddenly, a giant pink flamingo wearing a top hat and holding a stick of pink gum appeared before you.
The flamingo spoke in a thick accent, 'Oooh la la, bonjour, my dear human! I 'ave a special gum for you, no?' The pink gum was shaped like a miniature Eiffel Tower.
While on the run from the Flamingo Police Department, you stumbled upon a group of BMX riders using bubblegum-flavored rocket fuel to propel themselves over the city streets.
The riders were all wearing neon green helmets and sunglasses, and their bubblegum-flavored rocket-powered BMX bikes left trails of sticky, sweet-scented gum in their wake.
As you turned a corner, a group of Bubblegum Goblins began to chant in unison: 'Gum, gum, gum, we're here to gum! We'll stick to you till you're gum!' The goblins were holding giant, glowing sticks of bubblegum that lit up the dark alley.
You tried to flee, but the goblins' leader, a particularly large and menacing figure, held up a Giant Bubblegum Whack Box, and you knew you were in trouble.