Bubblegum Existentialism: The Chewy Conundrum

As the universe hurtles towards oblivion, the bubblegum species finds itself stuck in an endless loop of sticky, sugary indecision.

Is it better to blow a big bubble and face the consequences, or to suck it in and pretend the problem never existed in the first place?

This is the eternal dilemma of the bubblegum, a species trapped between the sticky and the sticky-not.

For more philosophical musings on the nature of bubblegum-ness, visit Bubblegum Solipsism.

Or, for a more practical approach, try Chew and See.