Welcome, space travelers, to FullMoonFrenzy, the ultimate destination for lunar lunatics! Join us for:
Astrological Horoscopes - because who needs actual astrology when you can have lunar-fueled self-actualization? Lunar Lolita Tales - our collection of short stories about the most epic moon-based romance novels ever written. Space Suit Savvy - where we'll teach you the art of moonwalking while maintaining a chic, aerodynamic coiffure.Stay tuned for more lunar-tastic updates and remember: the moon is only full when you're full, too.
FullMoonFrenzyFest: The Annual Lunatic Celebration