Session 3: Unstable Elixirs

Warning: Do not attempt to brew any of the following elixirs. They may cause spontaneous combustion, temporary blindness, or an existential crisis.

1. Elixir of Unreliability - a concoction of 99% water and 1% regret.

2. Elixir of Unpredictability - contains a pinch of salt and a dash of despair.

3. Elixir of Unstability's Dark Sister - rumored to grant temporary invincibility, but at a steep cost.

4. Elixir of Unreliability's Unstable Cousin - a mysterious blend of disappointment and longing.

5. Elixir of Unstability's Grandfather - a potent mix of existential dread and premature balding.