Section 231: Deductions for Narcissistic Tendencies
As a proud and self-assured individual, you're probably aware that you have a tendency to overthink, overanalyze, and overemphasize every single thing you do. This subpage is here to help you take advantage of that.
Deductions Available:
- Justifying Your Need for Constant Admiration (JYRFC) - $10,000 per year
- Creating Goals for Solely for Social Validation (CGSSV) - $5,000 per year
Don't forget to consult with your accountant, or you'll end up like this:
Don't let your ego eat you up. Deduct, deduct, deduct.