Welcome to the Utterly Useless Trinkets Empire

Trinket 1: The Golden Sock

This trinket is a golden sock that does absolutely nothing. It's just a sock. But it's a really cool sock.

This trinket inflates to a ridiculous size and then just sorta wobbly sits there. It's a thing that exists.

This rock says 'Hello' when you press the button. It's a really good rock though.

And that's all we've got for now. Maybe come back later, we'll probably have more trinkets.