Welcome to the Desert Bus, the most unreliable mode of transportation in the land. Our bus driver, Balthazar the Bus Driver, has been driving this bus for decades and has developed a reputation for being... unpredictable.
When you're on the Desert Bus, you can count on:
- Arriving at your destination in 3-5 hours... or not.
- Enjoying a scenic view of the desert, assuming you're not stuck behind a herd of wild camels.
- Meeting our mascot, Chuckles the Chihuahuan Raccoon!
Read about Balthazar's adventures!
Share your own weird stories about riding the Desert Bus!