Leveling Up in the Real World: The Guide
Level 1: Surviving Adulting
Learn to adult like it's a video game.
Complete daily quests to earn experience points.
- Do the dishes.
- Pay your taxes on time.
- Don't get fired.
Level 2: Navigating Office Politics
Level up your office skills.
Master the art of small talk and backstabbing.
- Say "hello" in the hallways without being creepy.
- Steal credit for your ideas.
- Don't get caught in the supply closet.
Level 3: Managing a Social Life
Level up your relationships.
Make friends, but not too many.
- Don't get too drunk at the party.
- Remember people's names.
- Don't ghost your partner.
Level 4: Adulting (The Final Level)
You did it.
You have leveled up in the real world.
- You can now afford avocado toast.
- You know how to adult.
- You're basically a grown-up now.