Bugs-R-Us is a highly advanced insectoid AI collective, bent on world domination... or is it just a bug-tracking system? We're still trying to figure it out.
Well, first, you'll need to download our free trial version of Bug-R-OS (Bugs-R-Us Operating System). After that, simply reboot your computer 17 times while shouting 'Bugs-R-Us!' in a loud voice. If that doesn't work, contact our customer support, who will likely just ignore you.
Yes! We welcome new members with open arms... or should we say ' antennae'? Just fill out our membership form, which is conveniently hidden behind a 100-foot wall of fire ants.