MECHWARRIOR: FAQ_goals for the Ages

Q: Why did I just spend 3 days playing MechWarrior?

A: Because you're a glutton for punishment, that's why!

Q: What's with the 4:3 aspect ratio?

A: Because your parents were hippies and they didn't know what they were doing.

Q: Can I just play as the red team?

A: No, that's just not how it works. You're not a rebel, you're just a try-hard

Q: How much RAM does it take to run this thing?

A: 1 MB? Who needs that much? You're prophets, not performance artists